If you’re ever worried that you fucked up real bad, just remember that there are over 2,500 reported cases of vacuum cleaner-induced genital trauma in the United States each year.
if u smell good, we cool
La vie est la farce à mener par tous.
Life is the farce we are all forced to endure.
|—||Arthur Rimbaud (via drunk-on-books)|
If she always on her phone while we on a date then I hope she calculating up how much that food is she just ordered
|—||Voltaire (via hqlines)|
She’s A Bad Mama Jama- Carl Carlton