Swavy

If you’re ever worried that you fucked up real bad, just remember that there are over 2,500 reported cases of vacuum cleaner-induced genital trauma in the United States each year. 

dampsandwich:

if u smell good, we cool

La vie est la farce à mener par tous.


Life is the farce we are all forced to endure.

Arthur Rimbaud (via drunk-on-books)

sosa-parks:

If she always on her phone while we on a date then I hope she calculating up how much that food is she just ordered

That shit was funny Funny or die

That shit was funny
Funny or die

The more I read, the more I acquire, the more certain I am that I know nothing.
Voltaire (via hqlines)
Carl Carlton - She's A Bad Mama Jama
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disappearintothesea:

She’s A Bad Mama Jama- Carl Carlton

Jason vorhees !!!

gunsights:


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Mom: why is everything on the floor?
Me: gravity mom